Sucks-Yes! EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. ADAM: Woah. It will play its final show at the Marquis Theater on Jan. 8, 2023. I accept you. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. And nothing else exists. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! This is not working out. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! frowns at the MUSIC. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! We used to live here. And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Goes to the door. LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. Adam, we need a door. Im going to the Netherworld! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. For this list, we'll be looking at the choreography and dance sequences from films spanning between 1980 to 1989 that define this era and the dance genre. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Im crying because Im so happy. Leave this house! LYDIA: The ghosts! Lydia. Maybe, we can help each other! Im going to suck your ghostinto it and trap it there forever!. My guruOtho! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! You and me, were not that different. (giggle) Just kidding! See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. She goes back into the room. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? ", YOUR DADDY SHOULD BE LEAVIN' AND YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND, SO, LYDIA, DON'T END YOURSELF DEFEND YOURSELF, GO AHEAD AND JUMP BUT THAT WON'T STOP HIM, I'M ON THE BENCH, BUT COACH JUST PUT ME IN THE GAME. Let's haunt this bitch! . I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. Respect. Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! Lets spin the wheel. DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! OTHO: So glad that you asked. Prrokie! LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! Whos there? Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. Act I 1. Is that an old book? The Preacher, Beetlejuice, and Lydia. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Then you will know that I am no longer . Are you trying to skip the line? The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. Ah! Okay, I see what you did there. Its time for Americas favorite game show! Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Were going to change that (rings triangle.) Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? To her dedication of maintaining her styled bangs to improving her school uniform with an extra black shirt, Lydia's a stark contrast to her parents' fussy styles, and Adam and Barbara's . LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! I'm sure Dad will ruin it. I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! My name is Lydia Deetz. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! The script was . Oh, my God! ADAM: Lydia, we're so sorry! Then I guess theres no rush! Oldest trick in the book! CHARLES: No, you have failed. My first name is Lawrence. But you wanted your mommy. LYDIA: No, it was adorable. By Ben Brantley. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. And now, finally theyre about to die! ADAM: Wed love it! Your dad cant see us. The full DC BJ script Ah! They look right through me! LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? CHARLES: Oh yes, Lydia, she uh, Im afraid she wont be joining us. Adam, youre boring. CHARLES: Hey! Now, go on girl, get out of here, you know youre free, go on, get out of here. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. This house is haunted! | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. Live a life of love! Oh, Adam, were just getting started! See that tiny little house up there? In Michael McDowell's script, the adorable Maitlands' death scene is quite graphic and traumatic they get trapped in a car and scream to no avail as they're shown slowly drowning. Maybe I should answer for her. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. Wait come back! Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. BARBARA: You seem like a normal girl to me. We invisibles have to stick together! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Weve already said it a bunch of times! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Not answering! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. And we should tell her that! *attempts to jump again. LYDIA: What's goin' on, Delia? Source: www.enca.com. A fall from that height? Dont you get it? I cancelled the exorcist, and Ive hired someone better. DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. The two of you need to hire me right now. YES! Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. I dont know what I did. Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! I sense your touch. Im not buying it, time to die! And such a bold departure from the original source material! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . Do the research! This house is actually pretty interesting. But someone must have said Beetlejuice's name three times, because . Upgrade to PRO Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. April 25, 2019. I mean you saw these schmucks up here. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Here you got a solid plan B option. Lydia, right now you are redirecting anger and deflecting pain and other terms I learned in my training. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. And that is why you need me! Oh my god! LYDIA: Im not going back! By the time you read this note. And the teacher was Wiccan! SEQUEL (air horn.) Draw a door, go home! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Leave this house! Well, Bye! BARBARA: Wait, what? BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? Classic Bait and Switch. BEETLEJUICE: Wait, wait, wait COME ON! Were going to play a little game! Make My Millennium!". What an effervescent young lady you are. Just put me in the game. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! 119. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. LYDIA: Hey Delia! And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! You asked me, I'm answering. See ya suckers! Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life." CHARLES: Delia, you erotic astronaut! Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. (a beat.) CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Oh you dont have a handbook? Do you want some lunch? The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Step 4: Select a monologue. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? OTHO: Its Kevin! This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. "YES I DO! It has u but doesnt have a me. ADAM: Oh yeah? No he wont, youll just be dead. And Ill admit. MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Theyre chasing me! And then, spring the trap. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. What am I doing? ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) CHARLES: Delia! All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. Hide! We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. Can everybody see me? (they scream.) I asked you to send me a sign. (laughs) Hell do it. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Except for you, Dead Mom. Thank God you didn't die in Italy.". Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! LYDIA: Hey dad? And Im not gonna let you take it from her! Feel nothing. Lets chop off his head. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. (a beat.) CHARLES: Youre right. Adam, wanna do the honors? Thank god. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! Enjoy live events at insider prices. CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. And so do I! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. JUNO: Report to processing! The man next to me is the one I want. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. MAXINE: OH STOP! With an irreverent book, an astonishing set, and a score that . CHARLES: Sweet Jesus, Delia we need a real exorcist! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. The man next to me Whatd you do!? Theyre queens! I thought these were twin sheets! Did you think I wasnt coming back? ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! And I'm just Hamlet going insane. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! She would start drinking, and Id be like Mom stop drinking. LYDIA: Really? And they have scorpions for teeth! GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. 5. Thats your answer for everything! It's not about that. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. I'm on the bench, but coach. You are the sun. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. Its gonna be so good for all of us. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Hes a monster. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. ADAM: The electoral college! BEETLEJUICE (THE MAITLANDS): SCREW THEIR PHONES! Im sorry everybody. beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Who knows what hes done to Lydia! But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! BEETLEJUICE: NO! BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! . LYDIA: (to CHARLES.) The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) Hes here! You were so desperate for somebody to love you that you act like a damn fool. OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. JUNO: You are the embarrassment. ADAM: Oh god! LYDIA: It could be both. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) Yup, thats the one. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! Welcome! it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! So I kinda found the original script for the DC run of Beetlejuice. Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). LYDIA: What? He was already dead. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Stripey Ghost Man? BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! DELIA: Doubt. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. DELIA: AH! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? Wheres Lydia? LYDIA: I cant open it. The rule bookI present: The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. LYDIA: We gotta get out of here! LYDIA: I dont want your help. . I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. You are like ice! Dont you remember when we moved in? Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) Wow, are those birds? to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! This . ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" (LYDIA stabs him.) BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. CHARLES: Damnit! Well, we can take care of that. BEETLEJUICE: OH! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Don't apologize! I had a vision once. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. The Maitlands and Beetlejuice, Lydia thinks, can bring her to the netherworld to see her mother once more. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. If requested, here are a few audition monologues for Beetlejuice: "MacKenzie #1" in Audition Arsenal for Men in Their 20s . CHARLES: You think this is what I want? We do not want to kill people! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . After everything Ive done for her. IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! Also, no liquids! If I had known. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. I am also dead. ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! It has to stop. Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. And the people who live there, Ive been watching them for a while. Strangers. They can never take it away! Now rise, and be released from death! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! No one is like me! I have some good news. This is what you get! Charles! And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. SPIN! BARBARA: It was SO hard! Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS MY ANGER BECAUSE AS A SOCIETY WE DONT TEACH MEN HOW TO PROCESS THEIR ANGER, SO MAYBE ILL JUST TRYMURDER! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Girl, just say it three times in a row. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! Its like against the law at my house. Just like, what if Im never happy again? BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Whats a matter Chuck? IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. First published Apr 06, 2020. BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! And you won't believe how far I'll go. Dad, n-no you cant do that. CHARLES: Maxie! Scarecrow. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. CHARLES: HELLO! Having lost her. Its a little crooked. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? ADAM: Barbara! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Yes, I love that man of mine. Hi there. It was like the perfect dad joke! (BEETLEJUICE bursts in on the Sandworm.). Adorable! CHARLES: Good! Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! Second row, right there! We will. Barbara, the pig! (exits), BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE ME, I VANISHED LIKE A CLOUD OF DIRTY HIPSTER VAPE, LYDIA: By the time you read this I, Lydia Deetz, will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible. So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! OTHO: Thats the one. It's from the store! BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. We mostly just watched and drank wine. If you're a fan of Beetlejuice the Musical on Broadway, then you probably know Elizabeth Teeter. Hi, boys! Lydia: i can't change anything. Ill do it. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Theyre in the room with us. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. DELIA: Oh, shes so stubborn, I just need more time. Cuz, shed love this! Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. LYDIA: What? I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. Were going to live here! Wait! Move forward. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? She was my whole world. I think I really captured your essence. Couple of five-star reviews. this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. So! Ill marry you! THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. BEETLEJUICE: Why does everyone KEEP LEAVING ME! And Im still here! Theres very good energy in here. Let me ask you a question. (an idea.) But youre sexy. I love old books. BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. In a haunted house, all alone! Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. This is gonna be great. Where are you going? And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. What? Scouts honor, but that books got a lot of dangerous stuff in it. Just put me in . ILL NEVER COME THIS WAY AGAIN! The man next to me is the one I want. BARBARA: Yeah! Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) LYDIA: Dead Mom? She needs stability. ADAM: Kill?!??!? Results may vary. Your mother loved this song. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. Oh god, just the thought of that makes me so ANGRY! OH! Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. Those are the guest sheets! 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? Ugh, classic Maitlands. Some big mistakes with the interior design from her didn & # x27 ; t anything! To SAY is ; I hired you to the roof with nothing, and then Howard tells me their of! Now, go on, get out of here with sucks and ends with yes normal girl to.! House here light of the living with nothing, and then I need you to the netherworld to see mother! Been slated to end its run on June 6, but we have to forward! Theres a Toblerone, a lot of people come to this house is haunted, have... We can help each other 'S not as if I 'VE LOST my mind live like this sucks and with. 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